rat king

only-tiktoks:

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glitch1920:

iapislazuli:

iapislazuli:

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

gothicprep:

heartening saga honestly

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pseudomantis:

If it was up to me movie theaters would serve freshly picked berries instead of popcorn

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unescoworldheritagepussy:

aaays-and-bees:

unescoworldheritagepussy:

‘horseplay’ and 'monkey business’ being treated as synonyms means something. don’t know what though

Monkeys are so silly that what they consider business, horses consider play.

ALT

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moth-yknowtheartist:

wonderlab:

@marine-beats

HELPME

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copperbadge:

latveriansnailmail:

copperbadge:

It’s been the kind of day that culminated in my telling someone moments ago that the date was the fifth of Wednesday.

I hope you all have a really good fifth of Wednesday. 

you fool

you just created another tumblr holiday

Bold of you to assume that was not my intent!

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thedeliaishere:

Obsessed with going “No… i shan’t say…” when it’s very clear what I shan’t say

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cthonicdionysus-deactivated2021:

cthonicdionysus-deactivated2021:

It’s so funny when people talk about Beatrix Potter as some bastion of wholesomeness when my main takeaway from her books was the time rats tried to wrap a kitten in pastry and eat him

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